I've already made the headlines in my new country! Well, the newspaper... OK, I mean the "Letters" page.
This is the article that prompted my outraged screed: I was raised from the dead, woman tells
And this is the screed itself: A terrible fate awaits (scroll down a bit)
One of my mother-in-law's friends alerted us to the fact that it had been posted, after having read it and either recognized my name or my scintillating wit. (I'm postive it was one of the two.)
Newspapers printing articles that are critical of their handling of religion? Must be a feature of the socialist nanny state.