Sunday, January 1, 2012

Choosing your battles

Mommy just asked the baby if she wanted a nap. The baby's response was to flee, screaming, and fling herself into Daddy's arms.

It worked, at first. Daddy cuddled her until Evil Mommy left the room. Then baby got up and started playing again.

But after five minutes, Evil Mommy came and got baby again, and now she's sleeping in her cot.

The moral of the story? Don't mess with the government, the mafia, or mommy, because they all have infinite patience.

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